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  1. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I had to appear in traffic court today for the first time in almost thirty years.
    On top of the hefty fine and fees, they charged me $15 to pay with my debit card.
    Savage.
     
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      What did you do? Mow your lawn to fast?
       
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      Lol! I don't even know what that means.
       
      Valspar, May 31, 2023
    4. Aqua Marine
      I keep seeing this because it pops up at the top of my screen when I come to this page. I can't believe they charged you $15 to use your debit card. There's a Mexican restaurant nearby that charges a certain percent of your bill to use your debit card. We paid almost $8. Guess where we'll never eat again? There are way too many awesome Mexican places around here to go back to one that charges that fee.
       
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      @Aqua Marine, they charged me a $30 judicial facilities fee.
      Huh? Did you have to rent the courtroom for the day?
      Also, a 50 cent fee for a prisoner review board vehicle equipment fund.
      Wtf?!
       
      Valspar, May 31, 2023
    6. Aqua Marine
      "Also, a 50 cent fee for a prisoner review board vehicle equipment fund." WTF indeed!

      Boy, they get you coming and going, huh? If that isn't a deterrent for breaking driving laws, I don't know what is.
       
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  2. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Was stuck in slow construction traffic, for some strange reason the driver in front of me was leaving about 5 car lengths open in front of her. Took a lot of tolerance on my part not to blow my horn.
     
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      Recently went to either traffic court or school
       
      Ed Itor, May 27, 2023
  3. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    I bought 5 really nice interconnected smoke alarms, $250 at Amazon, but... I cant work on a ladder, I lose my balance! So Reni climbs the ladder and I tell her what to do to install in the ceiling...What pisses me off is I can't do it!
     
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      I understand being pissed that you can't do it yourself. I can't drive in mountains anymore. I used to but now I panic if I have to drive. I think it has to do with a low grade degradation of my vision, but it bothered me a lot when we went on vacation from AZ to UT to CO to NM and back to AZ last summer. Most of it was mountain driving, and I had to let my wife drive. I was more stressed out when we got home than I had been before our vacation.
       
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  4. neptunes

    neptunes Porno Junky

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    People not useing turn signals
     
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      I like to get in front of them and not use my turn signals
       
      odi144, May 28, 2023
  5. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

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    Having to give up email address to get discounts. I don’t mind making up an address, it’s remembering it the next time I buy something at that store.
     
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  6. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Unknown to me at the time,
    But doesnt my boss & me have the same vacation week. Ugh so now only get to enjoy just 1 week without him.
     
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      I can relate to that!
       
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    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Unknown to me at the time,
    But doesnt my boss & me have the same vacation week. Ugh so now I only get to enjoy just 1 week without him.
     
  8. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    Summer colds - especially over a 4 day weekend. Womp womp.
     
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  9. Aqua Marine

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    Americans who use the word 'whilst.' It doesn't make you sound smart.
     
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      Yes - that's the basic rule most of us learned in grade school.
       
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      I don't remember learning it in grade school.
       
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    4. phxbi_bear80
      Of course there are always the "there, their, and they're" people...they are always annoying
       
      phxbi_bear80, May 31, 2023
    5. Aqua Marine
      I have those words, along with their meanings, hanging in my classroom. Most of my students get them right now! Hopefully they'll carry the knowledge with them after they leave in a few days.
       
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      Hopefully they will for more than a second or two!
       
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  10. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    When you’re at a restaurant
    And you take one little sip of water
    And the bus boy comes up to your table
    to fill it another quarter of an inch.

    give me my space please.
     
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  11. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Another Restaurant Pet Peeve:

    When you order dessert (and coffee) at the end of the meal
    I notice most, but not all, bring the coffee fast then 15mins later your dessert follows.
    I love when a restaurant brings them both at the same time, b/c I like my coffee hot.
     
    1. Aqua Marine
      Do you not drink it until the dessert gets there? If so, just ask for them to be delivered together. I waited tables for 10 years and that would've been a perfectly fine request.
       
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      The last (and final) time we went to Cracker Barrel the server gave us our check before we even got our food. That was very irritating. I think he thought we'd already eaten. It took FOREVER for our food to come. A table of 11 waited much longer than us before they left without getting their food.
       
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    3. vincenzz
      Sure it’s a fine request But surprisingly seems they’re not always able to fulfill that request And I get it, if I see how busy they are, I’m very understanding, probably to a fault. Not the biggest deal so I just move on. And since note? I’m always a generous tipper. Just quickly saying should be an automatic thing. When I do have coffee I like it piping hot so usu waiting, the coffee become lukewarm.
       
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    4. latecomer91364
      Way back when, I spent time several years as waiter - not at places like the Cracker Barrel or (God forbid) Denny's - but at much higher class venues. It's a fast moving job, with new arrivals and hot meals to deliver all the time.

      Any smart server would bring coffee as soon as it's requested - because it's an easy task to get out of the way. A good server will honor a specific request when it is voiced.

      They don't have time to ponder your unspoken preferences.
       
      latecomer91364, May 29, 2023
  12. odi144

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    I give up, gotta get a security camera to show the police, I'm a nice person but the neighbors kids don't get to play in my driveway.

    Almost beat her kids ass a few years ago, but then I would be in trouble.
     
  13. latecomer91364

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    I find it very irritating when computer or an OS (Operating System) like Windows 10 delivers 'Upgrades' that make using their apps just a little more tedious (like now you have to do 3 clicks instead of 1). I can understand if it's in an area where Cybersecurity comes into play, but this is not about those.

    How is that an improvement?
     
  14. Helene1979

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    So I am at Woolies scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.

    Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?

    Me - excuse me?

    Her - you are wasting our bags!

    Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.

    Her - that's not my job!

    Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.

    Her - why are you using two bags?!

    Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.

    Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.

    *10 seconds of me just staring at her.

    Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.

    Her - exactly.

    Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.

    Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.

    *me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.

    Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.

    Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.

    *me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.

    Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?

    Her- never mind you just don't get it.

    And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.
     
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      I'm sorry, but the fact that she didn't get it even after you explained it and even gave an example, is mind boggling.
       
      deegenerate, May 29, 2023
    2. Aqua Marine
      When I check out at a regular station they often double bag things that I feel don't need double bagging.
       
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  15. shootersa

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    We aren't' going to survive much longer as a species, are we?
     
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      Speaking of surviving much longer, I just saw your comment in the post about Conroe, but I didn't want to hijack it. You said half of first heart attacks end in death. Is that true? If so, I'm living on borrowed time. I've had 2.
       
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    Don’t Take a Chance With a Heart Attack: Know the Facts and Act Fast (nih.gov)

    "Of the people who die from heart attacks, about half die within an hour of their first symptoms and before they reach the hospital."
    Shooter believes this is true. But it really doesn't much matter if some "expert" is playing with the facts to make a point. If you don't feel right, get to a doctor. If you've had heart attacks (Shooter hasn't) you don't want to ever go through that again, eh?

    All you have to do is mention chest pain/pressure and any doc worth their country club membership will hit the big code blue button. There's a reason for that.
     
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      My sister was having one and drove herself to the hospital. smdh.
       
      Aqua Marine, May 29, 2023
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    Shooters brother did the same thing, but he was in a town he didn't know at the time and managed to drive to a vets office by mistake.
    When he told the receptionist he was having chest pains she hit the big code blue button and an ambulance was there in minutes.
    He survived happily.
     
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  18. Dearelliot

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    My cardiologist retired...trying to find a new one.
     
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      Yes, that's frustrating!
       
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      Within months of each other my GP and GYN moved away. :( I was so sad about my GP. He was amazing!
       
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  19. phxbi_bear80

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    The fact that seemingly every single cashier on the planet doesn't know how to calculate the change from the sale!
    Look, I know the machines do it for you just about everywhere...but come on people!!!
     
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      I was just talking to someone about that over the weekend when I was working at a fundraiser and was counting out the change to a guy that had paid with a $100. He commented on my stellar change counting skills, and I told him it boggles my mind that the younger generation haven't been taught how to do that.
       
      deegenerate, Jun 1, 2023
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  20. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    Neck kinks.
     
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